Category: Funny Stuff

Found on Facebook.

Source: xkcd

…in the comment section of this post…

Story can be found here.

via the Fail Blog…

via Every Day Is Like Wednesday…

Hat Tip: Here

via The High Definite

*** Don’t worry. You can buy these to mask your private parts ***

and more from the web…

via Explosm

Because, this is funny.

(Hat Tip: Professor Ann Althouse)

via This Website…

This story is awesome.

Similarly, many office thermostats are dummies, designed to give workers the illusion of control. “You just get tired of dealing with them and you screw in a cheap thermostat,” said Illinois HVAC specialist Richard Dawson. “Guess what? They quit calling you.”

Go over and read the article. It’s short but funny.

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The latest Twitter glitch allows you to post that you like to have sex with goats.

via TechCrunch…

Either a lot of Techies are into really kinky things, or there is a Twitter worm going around. It looks like a ton of people just started sending out Tweets saying “I Like Anal Sex With Goats.” This Tweet is followed by another one that says “WTF” and includes a link. Do NOT click on this link; it appears that it will cause you to send out the same series of Tweets from your account. It looks like this is happening across third-party clients and on Twitter.com

Guaranteed that we’ll see this later on TWiT! They are LIVE all day today and will be doing the official TWiT (this week in tech) show at 6:00 pm EST.

Ha!

Update: No. TWiT never mentioned this. They instead discussed the ever boring Michael Arrington and had a guest on who started off the show dropping a bullshit reference. Bad internet connection, crappy camera, and a complete disregard for the fact that you don’t play with your microphone and headset while taping made her one of the most obnoxious guests that have ever been on TWiT. On a positive note, Veronica Belmont and her boyfriend Ryan Block made the crappy guest more palatable.

Alrighty then…

(Reuters) – French police have arrested two teenage girls they say stole hundreds of euros from unsuspecting cash machine customers after distracting them by flashing their breasts.

Um, the side effects of an open society?

I thought Europeans didn’t get “shocked” by nudity?

While this story makes me smile, the very notion of using property that doesn’t belong to you is wrong.

Whether or not the guy had a liquor license is a different issue and a different debate for another time.

via CNN…

(CNN) — A homeless man allegedly broke into a California bar and served drinks to unsuspecting patrons all weekend — before police came calling.

The bar, called the Valencia Club, had gone out of business for some time and its liquor license had expired, police said this week.

But the suspect, Travis Lloyd Kevie, 29, somehow got into the California establishment in the Penryn area of Sacramento Valley last week. He reopened the bar using beer he bought from a nearby store.

Kevie allegedly started with a six-pack of beer and used money he received to buy more alcohol.

As I said, I like the spirit that Mr. Lloyd displays in that true entrepreneur fashion just can’t agree with the execution.

(Hat Tip: Drew)

This one comes courtesy of Molly Teichman while recording the Fringe411 podcast on Friday morning.

If Heaven is really Heaven then my dog won’t be there.

To give this quote a little more context, Molly’s dog really belongs to her husband and she doesn’t care for it much.